I obsess about the stuff I carry on my person even more than the stuff I carry around in my bag. This is what I currently carry.

You can see older iterations here, if there are any.

• Handkerchief
• Phone (Nexus 5 w/EFF sticker)
• Saddleback Leather Wallet
• Calling Cards
• Part of the EFF sticker back; reads: Say it out loud: “I want an attorney” and “I invoke my right to remain silent.”
• Credit card-sized folding phone stand (been carrying it for years; can’t remember where it came from)
• Keychain
  • TEC P-7 clip (I LOVE this thing. It’s all the advantage of carrying a lanyard on your keys w/o looking like a goon while it hangs out of your pocket.)
  • S-biner
  • Swiss Army Knife w/pen & flashlight
  • Ear plugs in a cash stash
  • Keys
  • USB Stick
  • Happiness opener
• Watch
• Notebook; reads: PLEASE Do the right thing
• Fisher Space Pen
• Chapstick